Ultimate D&D Character

I just thought of a great D&D character.

Last night my wife couldn't sleep. She started to ask me all of these hypothetical questions, more to keep me awake then to find out the answer. One question she asked "If you could dream of any one thing tonight what would it be?", which I replied "Smurfs! Spear chucking Smurfs riding dragons to war!".

A brownie on a fire drake! Oh yeah baby! Ithiel make this happen and I'll play every week!